Complicated?

The best example to prove women like complicating their lives can be shown from something as simple as going to pee.

Men just go to the loo, unzip and pee. Some might take extra care to wash their hands while most, at least the country I hail from, like to tidy themselves up. Tidy here means zip up and shirk off any creases, before heading out to eat again.

Women, on the other hand, love to take care of themselves. No surprises there. So when we go to the loo, we:

-first close the door behind us

-hang the bag on the hook (no hook? then we keep it on top of the flush)

-remove some toilet roll

-place it on the seat and see that the entire seat is covered

-lower the pant/skirt

-pee

-stand up

-arrange our clothes properly

-flush the toilet paper

-carry the bag

-come out and wash hands

-reapply some gloss and eye liner

-comb our hair

-tadah!

and we are ready to go..

No wonder we women face so much hardships in life. Duhh.