When Friedrich Nietzsche declared "God is Dead", Fuck became the most important word in the English language. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a detail, both transitive 'John fucked Mary', and intransitive 'Mary was fucked by John'. As a noun 'Mary is a fine fuck'. It can be used as an objective 'Mary is fucking beautiful'. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses.
Ignorance: Fuck if I know!
Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now.
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lounge!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I cant understand this fucking job!
Incompetence: He is a fuck off!
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I’m going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer!
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me.
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.
And it is very handy too. If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation, just when you get up first thing repeat the mantra ‘fuck you’ five times. It clears your throat too.
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